Never Lie to a Smart Woman


One man called his wife on the phone and he said: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box.

We are leaving from the office and I’ll come home just to pick up my things. And make sure you pack my new blue silk pajamas!”

The smart wife suspected that something is really strange, but she still did exactly as her husband said.

The next weekend, the husband came home a little tired but looking good…

The wife welcomed her husband and asked if he caught many fish?

He explained: “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”

Well, you will love the answer…!!!

She said: “I did…. They’re in your fishing box”.

You can guess: the game is over!!!